Global Gameplay Stats

7 Billion Humans

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 19
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96.3%

Career Milestone 1

Finish the You're Hired! cutscene.
93.1%

Worker's Comp: Trust Exercise

A worker fell into an infinite pit.
84.2%

Career Milestone 2

Finish the Intro to Morale Officers cutscene.
71.7%

Queen of Inefficiency

Solve any puzzle with at least 4x the number of seconds required by the speed challenge.
58.9%

Worker's Comp: Shredding It

A worker is shredded by a shredder.
51.8%

Worker's Comp: Crushing It

A worker is a crushed by an appliance.
42.6%

Career Milestone 3

Finish the Fitness Program cutscene.
39.2%

Worker's Comp: Explosive Failure

A worker exploded.
34.9%

Glorious Failure: Solution Not Robust

Your solution fails more than 50% of the time.
29.2%

Social Engineer

Listen to all worker thoughts in a level.
24.4%

Career Milestone 4

Finish the Morning Petroleum cutscene.
22.5%

King of Verbosity

Solve any puzzle with at least 4x the number of commands required by the size challenge.
13.6%

Worker's Comp: Shrieking Steel Blades

A worker is shredded by a killbot.
9.1%

Career Milestone 5

Finish the Mom and Dad of Invention cutscene.
7.4%

Green Optimization Award

Green path fully optimized.
5.3%

Blue Optimization Award

Blue path fully optimized.
5.0%

Excellent Instruction Follower

All levels complete. Congratulations.
4.6%

Orange Optimization Award

Orange path fully optimized
3.3%

Red Optimization Award

Red path fully optimized.