Global Gameplay Stats

Death and Taxes

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 60
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97.4%

Lemons

76.9%

Make It Rain

Get a raise
67.3%

Curious Grim

Asked all questions in first lore Hub
61.5%

This Is Fine

60.3%

Oink

Chunk up the Oink Bank
57.1%

Benefactor

52.0%

Deathbringer

Doom everyone on a single day
45.9%

Lifegiver

Spare everyone on a single day
45.3%

Balancer

Score a vague personality in Cerri’s quiz
41.5%

Begin Again

Start a New Game
34.4%

The Sacrifice

34.4%

I'll Be Back

32.1%

War Changes

31.9%

I Scream

Say that you like ice-cream
28.3%

Pineapple Hater

Doom the guy who likes pineapple on pizza
27.2%

KILLDOZER 9500

Score an aggressive personality in Cerri’s quiz
24.3%

To Be Or Not To Be

Spend 10 minutes behind your desk without marking any profiles
23.8%

Meat Your Unmaker

Suggest that the afterlife is an eldritch monster dating show
22.0%

Talemaster

Spin a good story for Mortimer
21.8%

Global Warming

21.2%

Plague Doctor

20.9%

Goodest Ending

20.7%

Classical

Change your look to regular skull and cape
19.8%

Ouroboros

18.8%

Back To The Roots

18.3%

Feline Fury

Pissed off the boss' cat
18.3%

Misery Guts

Score a grouchy personality in Cerri’s quiz
17.7%

Utopia

17.5%

Insubordinate

16.4%

R.I.P. Fashion

Collect all clothes and visages
16.3%

Treehugger

15.2%

Let It RIP

Get the fidget spinner to go up in flames
13.7%

Long Live The King

12.9%

What does the cactus say?

Get the cactus to meow
12.0%

Desk Jockey

Cram all of your stuff into your desk drawers
11.8%

Much Love

11.2%

Necropimp

Hold over 5000 darksouls
10.5%

Booty Obsession

Buy all the items from the Shop
10.5%

Yot

Press the Discord button
9.8%

Cure Cancer

8.3%

Stonks

8.1%

Total War

7.9%

Pineapple Lover

Spare the guy who likes pineapple on pizza
7.4%

Two-Face

Flip the Decision Coin 100 times
6.6%

Yarr!

Visit Mortimer every day
5.7%

Mirror Lover

Choose your appearance for more than 15 minutes straight
5.6%

Armageddon

5.5%

Fate's Pet

4.9%

Development Hell

3.9%

Demon Hunter

Find the Immortal
3.6%

The Great Dying

3.2%

Darwin Award

1.9%

Squeaky Clean

Use the Eraser 10 times
1.5%

Non Sequitur

Spin a nonsensical story for Mortimer
1.3%

EGG

1.3%

Infinitarium

Get all endings
1.0%

Rulebender

0.9%

Phastmatological Zoologist

Collect all Desk Spirits
0.8%

Posthumous Spiritualism

Try all the drinks served at Cerberus' Den
0.6%

Ears of Steel

Listen to all of Mortimer’s bar stories