I broke my legs and crawled all the way to the hospital and found nothing but a rotten potato then i died.

A starving naked man made me beat him to death with a crowbar.

Spent hours looking for water, defeated a dozen zombies with an axe, found food, guns and ammo, as well as med-kits. Jumped down 7 stairs and died.

Got handcuffed by a group of 5 males, forced me to take off my trousers, eat a rotten tomato and attempt self fellatio.
Then got shot.

Pushed my mate off the edge of a high building, He died. I stole all of his loot

Got shot for 3 cans of beans, survived, only later to be handcuffed by the same 3 men that shot me in the knee. As i lay there on the ground pondering as to whether i would survive the encounter with the bandits in Cherno, my trousers were stripped from my almost dead body, this was suddenly followed by an influx of rotten fruit being rammed down my throat and disinfectant to wash it all down with. Seconds later my captors were shot by a hero, the hero came up to me looked me in the eyes as i gazed into his, he un-handcuffed me, i felt as if he was going to hug me. But then faster than a whip crack he blew my head off and stole my ♥♥♥♥ing' beans.

11/10 Would play again.

I broke my legs and crawled all the way to the hospital and found nothing but a rotten potato then i died. A starving naked man made me beat him to death with a crowbar. Spent hours looking for water, defeated a dozen zombies with an axe, found food, guns and ammo, as well as med-kits. Jumped down 7 stairs and died. Got handcuffed by a group of 5 males, forced me to take off my trousers, eat a rotten tomato and attempt self fellatio. Then got shot. Pushed my mate off the edge of a high building, He died. I stole all of his loot Got shot for 3 cans of beans, survived, only later to be handcuffed by the same 3 men that shot me in the knee. As i lay there on the ground pondering as to whether i would survive the encounter with the bandits in Cherno, my trousers were stripped from my almost dead body, this was suddenly followed by an influx of rotten fruit being rammed down my throat and disinfectant to wash it all down with. Seconds later my captors were shot by a hero, the hero came up to me looked me in the eyes as i gazed into his, he un-handcuffed me, i felt as if he was going to hug me. But then faster than a whip crack he blew my head off and stole my ♥♥♥♥ing' beans. 11/10 Would play again.