Archfiend of Unfathomable Nihilism, Sinister Arbiter of Malevolent Eschatology, Abyssal Overlord of Pernicious Pandemonium, Unhallowed Sovereign of Interminable Torment (Silly trickster)

Not a furry if you happen to have thought of that with all those pop cats on my profile. I'm just your average humble and kind war crime violations enjoyer c:

==== TF2 Freelance Terrori- TRADER (✮-✮) ====
Not playing much these days cuz of studies but I'm still up for trade
✮ Times got called a hacker/ cheater: 5

SELLING STUFF!

Cheap painted cosmetics and other items! Im not the only person selling off these items so someone could get it earlier than you and prices could fluctuate.
The items are not in my inventory, they are at a much bigger inventory, probably can hold like, 200,000 hamburgers or something.

(Optional advice)
Visit http://item.tf and type

" (class name) cosmetic"

on the search bar and/ or visit the tf2 wiki to preview the cosmetic and all possible paints on it. PM me then list them down there with the paints you want applied and I'll find then price check em. Thanks.

Newer items and cosmetics might take time to be recorded on these websites taking up to 2 week to a month. Thank you.

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teambuilding.com/blog/inspirational-work-quotes
quotlr.com/quotes-about-mitigation
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======================= M I S C E L L A N E O U S =======================
✮ Jungle Inferno Contracts Completionist.

-dxlevel 81 fps_max 50 always -hud_reloadscheme always -novid -nojoy -nosteamcontroller -reuse -nohltv -noipx X -precachefontchars -noquicktime r_drawviewmodel 0 net_graph 1 mat_phong 0
Add -nod3d9ex -particles 1 if device is old

-novid -nojoy -nosteamcontroller -nohltv -particles 1 -precachefontchars -noquicktime

-screen-width 512 -screen-height 384
-screen-width 640 -screen-height 400
-screen-width 1920 -screen-height 1080
-record fix; stop
r_drawmodel 1
net_graph 1
tf_bot_quota ()
mp_friendlyfire 1
hud_saytext_time 0 or 12
0 - Deactivate
12 - Activate
bind home " voicemenu 1 3; wait 95; load_itempreset 0;"
=========================== REMINDERS ================================

Record:
10r , 15r, 15r from GOC
32r from fish cake
6r from craft

Best names ive seen in multiplayer matches so far:
Sussybakanoob, DISPENSER DOWN!, Anomalous stripper, Soupcide-bomber, Soupreme Uberlord, Fetus Deletus, no opinions matter, Buff tf2 Mercs, Blue Waffles, Yootoober, GG (Gay Gayming), Compooter, Morgue ass enjoyer, (Let's bake, Jesse), Ancient Incestors, Accused of dying, Sex Offender, Sex Defender, Maiden Heave- China, Harry Pooter, Tsar Pootinum, Dr. Thrax gaming, boolet, Competitive Sex, Proud Komi-nist, Eldritch Fleshlight, Talibanned, Critical sh*t, Lend us your mother, (Give to me, your p*nis), (THIS IS, TEUFOOORT!), Copium Addiction, Heavily armed Chihuahua, Oxygen Allergy, Cat (cant giv a f*q), Roastology Graduate, God of Constipation, God of diarrhea, (Balls deep, throat is steady, sweat on forehead already), Bo'el o' wo'er, Wild discomfort, Pawn's Gambit, Dumass requiem, Sentry Busta, Who's Deez?, Sus Fring, u read dis u gae, demon under your bed, Grabbed by the balls, Your dad (no milk though), The 6 Infinity Gnomes, Tastes like industrial coolant, i love the smell of fear, Buffsuki, Soupcide squad, 3-legged fat bastard,
A step away to my funeral, Facts Evader, Ammo is stored on the balls, Gimme uhhhhh, That was not milk..., Mater Welon, Prepare thy anus, Emesis G L U E, Bozo's Bizarre Adventure, SET YOUR LIVER ABLAZE, Evict ur balls from reality, nay u gay, Who's Bocchi? Why she a rock?, Enchittenment, Stranger Thongs, Critus Deletus, Noobcrastination, Ping Crimson, Your Local Harmacy, Noobstate Cancer, The I.R.S, Eviction Pootice, 'Tis peak