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Hawk Tuah.
Do you like the Hawk Tuah girl? Hawk Tuah.
Hawk Tuah.
Do you like spit on your thang? Hawk Tuah.
Hawk Tuah.
Have you watched the Talk Tuah Podcast? Hawk Tuah.
Hawk Tuah.
Talk Tuah.
Talk Tuah.
Whats it like to get slop from some you love? Talk Tuah.
Talk Tuah.
Do they teach you how to give Hawk without the Tuah? Talk Tuah.
Talk Tuah.
Have you ever given Hawk Tuah? Talk Tuah.
Talk Tuah.
Do you dream about being on Talk Tuah?
Talk Tuah.
Whats it like to have never met the Hawk Tuah girl? Talk Tuah.
Talk Tuah.
Did you vote for Hawk Tuah girl as president? Talk Tuah.
Talk Tuah.
Within Hawk Tuah, Talk Tuah.
Within Hawk Tuah, Talk Tuah.
Why dont you say that three times? Within Hawk Tuah Talk Tuah.
Within Hawk Tuah Talk Tuah.
Within Hawk Tuah Talk Tuah.
Within Hawk Tuah Talk Tuah.
Congratulations Constant K, you have passed the Post-Tuamatic Baseline Test, you can pick up your bonus on your way out but you have to say the magic word.
Hawk Tuah.
Eat at least one meal a day.
Sleep at least six hours a day.
Less scrolling/gaming.
Work hard.
Study hard.
Save money.
No girls.
Reject all social events with no purpose for three months.
Make the most of your time by socializing while doing something valuable, like working out at the gym.
Consider the value of your friendships and limit social media use.
Stay ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Disciplined.
No porn/fap.
Drink only water.
Workout 5-6 times a week.