Gunther
ⓘ This user is an absolute arse.   Desoto, Texas, United States
 
 
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A feller said I'm crazy, so I murdered his whole family
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Gunther 20 Oct @ 1:44pm 
:PolishNobleman: I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up, Just as the founding fathers intended :PolishNobleman:
Gunther 27 Sep @ 5:28am 
Ah, but isn’t Mario’s journey a metaphor for the human condition itself? In every stomp of a turtle, we see the eternal struggle of man against his limitations. He knows the risk, yet still, he jumps. It’s not the coins, or even the lives he buys, but the constant pursuit of something greater — a princess, perhaps, or just a purpose. Maybe Mario isn't the one-percenter of lifekind, but rather the philosopher-king of Mushroom Kingdom, pondering life’s deepest questions as he breaks blocks and boundaries alike. Perchance.
Gunther 27 Sep @ 5:28am 
Everyone knows Mario is cool as ♥♥♥♥. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance.
I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by crushing turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-a go!" Keep it up, babyl
When Mario leaves his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero, but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind, Perchance.
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Gunther 12 Mar @ 8:58am 
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