I am Willard Wyler, master of the macabre. For over 40 years, I've directed the most terrifying, visceral, and bloody scenes ever committed to film. My contribution to horror is nothing short of genius. Before my retirement, people demanded to know my secrets. How did I make it look all so real? Hah! If you really wanna know how the sausage is made in a Willard Wyler picture, the recipe is simple. First, you add actors. Then, you start Grinding.