Please listen: right now, you need to drop everything and call your doctor immediately. You may have a serious case of video game deficiency. This occurs when not enough time is spent playing video games, or you play the same video games too much. There are many vitamins essential to a well-balanced gaming diet:

Vitamin P1: Vitamin P1, or PC, is the most important vitamin. It helps develop your fast-twitch reflexes and appreciation for superior graphics and resolutions. I recommend at least 2 Starcraft games daily.

Vitamin S: Vitamin Switch was discovered only around a year ago, which is surprising considering its importance. This vitamin is highly mobile, so you can take small doses throughout the day. I’d say around 5 Mario kart races daily or equivalent should be enough.

Vitamin P2: Vitamin P2, or PS4, is an artificial supplement derived from vitamin P1. It is a slightly better form of…

Vitamin X: Vitamin Xbox is cheaper than Vitamin P2, and can substitute in a pinch. However, too much vitamin X in relation to vitamins P1 and S may result in cognitive and graphical relapse. Many seem to be overdosing on Fortnite lately, as shown by dangerous YouTube challenge videos, so caution should be taken when using this vitamin.

Other vitamins: Vitamins DS, GB, PSV, N64, and others do not need to be taken regularly. However, if you did not take them in your childhood you may have suffered developmental issues.

Hopefully, your doctor can tell what you’re deficient in and prescribes appropriate medication. All the best luck!