seltxah
Texas, United States
 
 
Pronounced "selt-zah"
Great Emperor of Chungusopolis, Emperor of Chuck Norris Baconery, King of New Swabia, Duke of Swaggington, Grand Duke of Epic Winneria, Realest Estate Grandmaster, PHD in bag-getting, "These Bıtches Love Seltzer" (2016) I might bag your girl too fatty,

"The Great Imperial LeBron Of Being The Best... The GOAT, If You Will..." -Einstein, when asked about Seltxah's attributes
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Created by - radish
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last played on 21 Dec
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Pingala 20 Dec @ 12:36am 
✟If you believe in Jesus Christ, put this on your profile. Don't just ignore this because in the Bible it says if you deny Him, he will deny you in front of His Father in the Gates of Heaven. This is the simplest test. If you love God and you are not ashamed of it, copy this and paste it onto your profile. God will smile at you.✟
renn 28 Nov @ 12:32am 
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young_rick 13 Nov @ 11:37am 
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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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☦Monkey☦ 10 Nov @ 9:23am 
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renn 2 Nov @ 2:27am 
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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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Duff 30 Sep @ 7:28pm 
Step1: Highlight the numbers
Step2: Ctrl and F
Step3: Put 9 in
Step4: Enjoy

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