have you ever asked one or all of the following questions when ever you encounter a complete and utter dumbass like my self?


1) are you stupid

2) are you retarded?

3) how the ♥♥♥♥ did you even live/do that?

if you have said yes to the following then you are likely suffering from the aftermath of a rare disease known as "birb" syndrome. this disease is the result of coming into contact with a neanderthal ape who lacks even a single brain cell like the idiot who is writing this ♥♥♥♥. they only known way of curing this disease is to kill the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the dumbest possible way as it will collide with their own stupidity causing a singularity that will implode them into oblivion.

-note: method is not guaranteed to work due to the variation of stupidity they are at