Suspicious Carl
 
 
now i am become fat, the player of videogames

> this dude fcks animals, do not interact
YOU SHOULD JOIN CASTAWAY.TF!
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ThumbKnuckle 9 Jan @ 8:58am 
Best choice, I hate unusuals
Suspicious Carl 9 Jan @ 5:31am 
I got one, didn't do the tradeup like you recommended i just bought it outright by selling my unusuals, i kinda hate unusuals now, theres just so many abysmal eye melting junk unusuals now that i don't really want to wear any out of principle. Probably didn't make any profit but hey im just here cause they look cool.
ThumbKnuckle 8 Jan @ 2:26pm 
Good luck on the FN high roller's medi gun
Inpecular 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:32am 
Nice Coffin Nail collection!
.22LR Health Plan 1 Dec, 2024 @ 11:07pm 
in.
Suspicious Carl 1 Dec, 2024 @ 5:42am 
brothers.