Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* Man in pub: How much do you charge for one single drop of whisky?
Landlord: That would be free sir.
Man in pub: Excellent. Drip me a glass full.
ㅤ* Manager to interviewee: For this job we need someone who is responsible.
Interviewee to Manager: I'm your man then - in my last job, whenever anything went wrong, I was responsible.
ㅤ* No matter how busy people are, they are never too busy to stop and talk about how busy they are.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m chortling!