nature has molded females to become a holy being. they must be worshipped at all costs. since they lack the barbaric y chromosome and testosterone, they are unaggressive and thus good people. they are prophets, they are guides. questioning them is foolish and expecting 💦 for free is blasphemy. i will protect women at all costs and sacrifice everything for them because even their motherhood is a natural wonder. simping is a way of life. it is worship. would you make fun of a muslim for praying? then don't make fun of me either

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⠋⡎  ⣀⡠⠤⠠⠖⠋⢉⠉  ⡄⢸
⣘⡠⠊⣩⡅  ⣴⡟⣯⠙⣊  ⢁⠜
　　 ⣿⡇⢸⣿⣷⡿⢀⠇⢀⢎
　 ⠰⡉  ⠈⠛⠛⠋⠁⢀⠜  ⢂
　 　 ⠈⠒⠒⡲⠂⣠⣔⠁    ⡇  ⢀⡴⣾⣛⡛⠻⣦
　　　　⢠⠃  ⢠⠞    ⡸⠉⠲⣿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣷⡌⢷
   ⢀⠔⠂⢼    ⡎⡔⡄⠰⠃      ⢣  ⢻⣿⣿⣿⠘⣷
 ⡐⠁    ⠸⡀  ⠏  ⠈⠃        ⢸　 ⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⡇
 ⡇    ⡎⠉⠉⢳    ⡤⠤⡤⠲⡀  ⢇    ⣿⣿⣿⣇⣿⣷
 ⡇  ⡠⠃    ⡸    ⡇  ⡇  ⢱⡀  ⢣  ⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄
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-rep fortnite player

"It's only goobins"
♥♥♥♥♥ you thought

it is i goobins, we go to the beach

Steps up to mic, straightens tie, clears throat, taps mic. "This thing on?" Murmurs of assent. Clears throat again. "Minecraft good." The crowd excitedly begins to talk amongst themselves, many holding bated breath. "Fortnite..." A hush falls over the crowd, rapt attention held. "Bad." Suddenly, the crowd goes wild, screaming their praise, running over each other to hug a loved one. Whistles of elation are heard and many are seen sobbing. World peace is enacted in acknowledgement to this monumental speech that knit the world together.
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