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It's a realistic coaster simulator up until the point when you decide to build your Steel Vengeance clone completely sideways and it breaks the fear factor through the roof.

On another note, give us free-spinning ZacSpin cars, Frontier Games! I wanna make the Ball Crusher without having it look like X2!

LET'S CRUSH SOME BALLS! #greenlanternfirstflight #belowthebelt #sixflags #testikill #intheballs

This game is the reason wikis were invented. Especially with Fargo's Souls installed.

Mansus contains "Sus".

They had to have known.

If you were expecting a pizza throwing simulator, go play Flappy Bird or something. If you were expecting a cosy little management sim...you're half right.
FFPS is a game that mixes elements of horror seamlessly with adorable gameplay. My first run, due to tips from a friend, achieved the Insanity Certificate, but I'm sure there's much more content that I missed. The graphics are the only downside, as they are what we folks call "super poop".

==[ ❤ Audience: ]===
☐ Kids
☐ Everyone
☑ Casual players
☐ Pro players

===[ ☼ Graphics: ]===
☑ Potato (Exception: salvage minigame)
☐ Really bad
☐ Bad
☐ OK
☐ Good
☐ Beautiful
☐ Masterpiece

===[ $ Price/quality: ]===
☑ Free
☐ Full price
☐ Wait for sale
☐ Average
☐ Refund it if you can
☐ Don't do it

===[ ☣ Requirments: ]===
☐ 90' PC
☑ Minimum
☐ Medium
☐ Fast
☐ High end
☐ NASA computer

===[ ☼ Difficulty: ]===
☐ You just need 2 arms
☐ Ez
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Hard (first couple hours)
☐ Darksouls

===[ ۞ Game time/length ]===
☐ Really short ( 0 - 2 hours)
☑ Short ( 2 - 8 hours)
☐ Few hours ( 8 - 12 hours)
☐ Long ( 12 hours)
☐ Endless

===[ ♬ Story] ===
☑ It doesn't have one (ooh wee, but it sure has lore implications!)
☐ Bad
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Fantastic

===[ § Bugs ]===
☑ Sanity effects/intentional bugs (during the intro sequence)
☐ Game itself is one big BUG
☐ Bugs destroying the game
☐ Lot of bugs
☐ Few Bugs
☐ A couple Bugs
☐ Nothing

Fun level: 5/5
Flawless execution of everything cute horror is made of. If you like walking around Ikea with no compass then this game is perfect for you.
Difficulty level: 2/5
It's not hard at all. I died four times throughout the entire game (once with 6, once with 13, once with the final boss, and once with 4).
Graphics level: 4/5
It's very well designed, but not realistic enough to earn a 5.
Spoop level: 3/5
It didn't scare me all that much except for Specimen 1 and the occasional adorable jumpscare.
Age rating: 13
Yes, there is disturbing material, but nothing a young teen couldn't handle.

This is an old spiritual memoir to Earthbound with a ton of lysergic acid diathamide mixed in for fun.
This can be a tad overwhelming of a game for noobs, so let me tell you this:

-Your main goal is collecting 24 effects (not counting the tutorial).
-To win, you must drop all the effects in the door room with the 5 key.
-Keep your effects on you at all times until you're ready
-Every door contains at least one effect and one other area.
-Don't be afraid to look things up.
-Interact with everything.
-Don't touch the long-nosed women. You'll have to wake yourself up with the 9 key if they trap you.

Have fun, and remember: Just Monika. Wait that's the wrong game reference! Don't post it ye

Hilarious, irreverent mmicrogames for the whole family to enjoy. Appropriate for all ages.

Overall Rating: 3.5/5
Skill Required: 1/5
Graphics: 4/5
Length: Presumably Infinite
Cell to SIngularity is a beautifully simplistic clicker game that requires little to no skill to play, yet it is amazingly innovative. Instead of being your average clicker, Cell to Singularity's literal upgrade tree follows the path of human evolution from...well, cell to singularity. However, I would not recommend it for players that are too young as it has in-game purchases.

One word: YES.

And this is also a reminder to join Karuma Clan at Bungie for exclusive perks.

Fluid, beautiful gameplay with hundreds of spells to learn.