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I sexually Identify as a walrus. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of sliding on cold ice with my manly genitalia. People say to me that a person being a walrus is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I already choped my arms and feet off and practice robbing around in my bathtub using my fingers as tusks. From now on I want you guys to call me "Arcticus" and respect my right to lay around on an iceberg and dive for free fishfood. If you can't accept me you're a zoophobe and need to check your Green Peace privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.