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Over the past 2 years I have suffered from chronic masturbation syndrome. Every morning I wake up and beat my meat at least 6 times in a row and every night I slaughter my sausage until 3 in the morning. At my worst points, I can't hold back my crying, but it's like I can't stop myself, so I cry as I masturbate in the dark. It's gotten so bad that my roommate cries himself to sleep. I don't even clean up anymore, so my bed is drenched with penis juice. Some even got onto My roommate. My porn history keeps getting worse. It's not even vanilla stuff anymore. I've started jacking off to badly drawn sonic hentai on newgrounds.com . You can't even find ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a million lines down my history. It's so bad, a well curved car turns me on. And the worst part is: I have lost so much skin on my ♥♥♥♥ that it's decreased three-sizes. My ♥♥♥♥ actively goes limp when I grab it. My body rejects, but I can't stop. There's no stopping in sight. There's no future for me.

I’ve got an absolutely massive penis. Like a whole ass tree. Like an anaconda but rock hard. It’s absolutely massive. Easily the biggest penis in the country. The length of an elephant’s trunk and the girth of a gorilla fist. Every time I step it drags behind me so much I have to put it in a cart or it gets gravel rash. I don’t have to stand up to go pee, I usually just leave the tip in the bowl while I go about my day. When I ♥♥♥ it takes half a day for the nütte to reach the tip and I easily fill several buckets each time. I have to make sure the tip is either in the bath or the toilet when I ♥♥♥ or it floods the room. Normies makes jokes about “like throwing a sausage down the hallway” but I never understood them because I could easily fill and successfully ♥♥♥♥ a hallway to ejaculation. Right now as we speak my three girlfriends are using it as a scarf while they smoke weed and game. Yes, I have three gamer girlfriends that smoke weed. No, you can’t borrow them.

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