I just got 360'd by a locker.

I am the psychiatrist to my friends, but also the punching bag.

Fergal O'Malone has lived a good life. May he rest in pieces. Literally.

QUOTES OF FRIENDS:

Goddess: "I hope I'm not f**kin' Lenny again.."
Boo!: "Who?!"
Goddess: "Wait- what's his name? Isn't it Lenny?"
Boo!: "SHELLY, NOT LENNY!"

*Talking about Ark and the industrial cooker*
Boo: "Wait what's the big cooking pot called again?"
Penyo: "Uhh... Cooking pot?"
Boo: "No, the big one."
Penyo: "Oh... The giant cooking pot!"
Boo: "No! The BIG COOKING POT!"
Penyo: "Ohhh! You mean the deep fryer!"
Boo: "NO-"
Penyo: "Anyone wanna try Ashlynn's deep-fried hair?"
Marie: "Ew wtf..."

Tmariebluesky: "R Kelly don't pee on me."

Hallows Eve: "Dude the Clown is crustier than the Krusty Krab."

Kami: "If you boop the shnoot, she's gonna break your garlic stick."

"No one:
Jewish parents: Let's snip the tip." ~ Edna

AlittleAnt: "I like nice long sh*ts on the beach."

Marie: "Can you be my new boyfriend? The other one died."
Everyone: "WHAT?"

Marie: "I swear I'm boutta shank a hoe."

Agnus: "If you don't shut up, I'm gonna fart."

Monto: "My favorite character is the Redneck because of the nipple."

Taylor: "I prefer my dog food out of a bag."

Marie: "I'm eating cheese and drinking milk. Does that make me a monster?"

Nunya: "I am sexually attracted to words."

Mike: "STOP LICKING HER PP."

Penyo: "You are of age, I can stab you with a pitchfork."

Marie: "I can't even hide in this game."
Boo!: "Why?"
Marie: "Because I'm a banana and my big *ss banana forehead sticks out of the box."
Boo!: *Chokes on my drink*

Marie: "Ima close my curtains. I don't want no peepin' Toms looking through my window while I'm gaming."

Marie: "I don't give two diggity dong damn sh*ts."

Josh: "Punch him in thine ball sacketh."

Ralp: "KKK? More Like KKGAY."

Penyo: "Not only do you kill yourself, but you kill others as well. Allahu Akbar."

Willow: "He used to like cooking until he realized it was for food, not for children."
Me: *Spits my drink out*

Penyo: "I can't wait until the platypus with the nipples comes out so I can steal babies from people."

Marie: "You know for me being a fat person, I'm pretty agile."

Boo!: "What the f**k did I just fart?"

Boo!: "Have you ever had those conversations where you just say random sh*t because you're not paying attention to the convo?"
Kevin: "Yeah when I talk to you."
Boo!: "A**HOLE"

Penyo: "If you don't stop talking about "inches", I'm gonna start talking about feet."

Penyo: "These gamers are not gaming."

*5 complete minutes of absolute silence*
Marie: "You know..... I don't really care for Velveeta mac and cheese."

Marie: "Ash, every time you eat something crunchy, you always sound like a ticket cruncher from Chuck E Cheese."
Me: "You did not just call me that..."