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2 people found this review helpful
63.5 hrs on record (63.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
You can feel the walking dead vibe. Wonderful game, try it.
Posted 19 December, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
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257.5 hrs on record (152.8 hrs at review time)
IMBD 8/10 Drama, Action, Heroic Story


When I started to play a new game we were 3 colonists with raiding goals till a trader from 6th HellWalkers shows up. Trader was a real cyborg, a human with all bionics parts and things. He had last technology armor and weapon as well. When I checked his goods there were 20k silver,150 components, 350 medicine, lots of power armor, etc. My inner raider came up when I saw the items and I started to make a plan. The plan was simple, we had a guest from a high-tech colony and he had power armor and bionics as well he would fight with the trader 1-1 and the other colonist would attack him with their revolver and bolt action rifles. We started to act on our plan everything was perfect at the beginning but there were 2 things we did not predict… first thing the trader had 3 polar bears in their convoy, and the second thing the guest we were trusting started to run away after he killed the trader. We had no chance to win against 3 polar bears with ranged weapons. Bears catch our colony leader and bite off his head and they started running away with carrier buffalos. At the end of the day, we did not get anything but a failed quest, got 2 high-tech hostiles and a dead leader. Our morals were bottom and I thought it was the end but we did not surrender! We assigned a new leader and got new colonies and a refugee family with a child as a quest. Everything was perfect till another trader shows up again. Same concept but double the items amount and prizes. I knew Randy was testing me but I learned my lesson hard way so this time would be different. Firstly, I bought all pet cobras that the trader had, secondly, instead of attacking I arrested him with one of my colonists and then slaughtered all the carrier muffalos. That was indeed a clean victory, after 10 days of carrying the items that I stole from the trader we finally had a chance to make our raider colony more powerful just with only one raid. Unfortunately, the expectation became high as ♥♥♥♥ and my colony started to be more depressive and miserable. Then a raid alert with 15 people with snipers and auto pistols showed up. I knew that was a continue-or-die situation. I armed all of the people in my colony I even armed a refugee child and her mother with a kitchen knife in order to hold the line. But they were too many and we had no chance to hold it, they injured all my colony members and killed the refugee mom, kidnapped her children, and all of my colony as well. I was hopelessly watching my colony be kidnapped by savages then my savior arrived... MAN IN BLACK! He killed the guy who was carrying my colony leader and put our leader on a bed and tended him. I was crying and thinking maybe it wasn't the end at the same time. I did not give up I healed our wounds and started to rebuild our base, the only thing that delaying our rebuild was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mental of our leader. He was getting mental disorders every 3 days. It was getting hard and harder to keep him under control. Then another raid alert showed up this time there was only one man yes he was the guest himself that I used to kill the first trader. He came up to take his revenge. Thanks to our mental statement we couldn't finish building walls around the base. Mf was walking with %0 efficiency and he had a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chainsaw and a shield as well. He butchered and downed the man in black and downed my leader and kidnapped the man in black and ran to the horizon. On a rainy day our leader once again lying on the ground witnessed the kidnapping of his friend, asking for help... Once again I thought this is the end then a half-pig half-human refugee came up to my colony and rescued our leader and tended his wounds. There is still hope for us to recover but then our leader could not hold anymore and he went into a coma statement, he ain't waking up or eating, only breathing in the bed. After 5 days in coma, he woke up and started to work but this time big refugee could not hold it and started gazing around the base. ANOTHER raid alert showed up and this time there were 2 people from "6th HellWalkers" I knew that day would come, I knew they would come for me... the leader tried to escape and hide in a single-line hall with steel bear traps that were the only defense we had. They killed the pig in a second and tried to kill the leader as well first one hit the trap and died but the second one... mf danced around traps and cut the leader in half with a monosword. He took the leader's body as a prize and left. At that time I was holding tears back and looking at my monitor endlessly at 5 am.
Posted 30 January, 2023. Last edited 13 February, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
230.8 hrs on record (53.5 hrs at review time)
Oynaması gayet zevkli bir oyun lakin bazı zamanlar şansınız alehinize çalışıcak ama bu durumlar oyunu daha zevkli kılıyor. Kesinlikle oynayın
Posted 30 June, 2019.
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671.0 hrs on record (147.5 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Kanser bir kitle olmasa gayet iyi bir oyun
Posted 29 August, 2018.
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