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w-what the fwickk did you just fwickking say about me,,, y-you wittle m-meanie? i’ll have you know i gwaduated t-top of my cwass in the navy seaws, and i’ve been invowved in numewous s-secwet w-waids on aw-quaeda, and i have o-over 300 confiwmed kills ☆⌒ヽ(“､^)chu i am twained in g-gowiwwa w-wawfare and i’m the top sniper in the e-entire us awmed fowces〜☆ yorenothing to me b-but just a-nother tawget☆・ﾟ i will wipe you the fwickk out with pwecision the wikes of which has never been seen before on this eawth, mawk my fwickking wowds-.- you think you can get away with saying that p-poopoo to me over the intewnet〜☆ t-think again (^.^).., f-fwickker ☆:・ﾟ a-as we speak i am contacting my secwet netwowk of spies acwoss the u-usa and youw i-ip is b-being twaced wight now so y-you better pwepare f-fow the s-stowm, maggot. the stowm t-that wipes out the pathetic wittle thing you call youw w-wife (≧◡≦) ur fwickking dead (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄) kiddo

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♥𝙖𝙙𝙙 𝙢𝙚 𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚♥

I'm in love guys. The cute girl at the Dairy Queen drive-thru is literally perfect. I've already seen her giggle in previous trips to get tendies, but today they had a car pull up ahead while their food was cooking, and she went out to hand them their food and I got to see her standing out there. She's the most adorable girl, and on her way back into the restaurant, she balanced on the curb for a second before jumping off. I tried not to stare at her, but she's just so amazing. I could come here every day to see her beautiful face. I'm not sure she's 18 yet, but I plan on getting to know her. I'll have to start coming inside to eat from now on.