Dips his toast in his tea then drinks the buttery disgusting tea after. Would not recommend.

once there was a man who was a fighter pilot and he got cought inbetween a bulgarans legs and out poped his first born so he had to stop being a pilot and get a normal job so he went on one last flight and got in a crash wich led to him losing his hair when he return home he got a job as a taxi driver and took his wife out for a ride the bumbyness off the car made his wife horney so the shaged in tescos toiletrys isle and out poped his second kid when his kids were 11 and 12 they wanted somthing new to raise so they his kids shaged all night long and out poped ringo now the youngest kid is a polish ♥♥♥♥♥♥ moral of the story if a black man offers you phet or spice only do it if he doesnt smell xx

wtf did i just read

Olivia sat alone in her bathtub... Liv let the diarrhea spurt from her tired anus for a few minutes. The sloshing sound echoing through the room calmed her. By the time she was satisfied with the amount of diarrhea coating the bottom of the tub, it was about an inch deep. "I guess it is kind of like a soup," She joked, laughing to herself. She quivered, imagining daddy izan seeing the mess she'd made. She pushed any precaution aside though, for what was to come would never leave that room. She slowly ran her fingers through the sludge, it's aroma a symphony of smells. She inhaled deeply, until her nostrils burned. She hesitantly brought it to her face, then quickly jerked her hand down. Her vagina was starting to feel we

I met will once before when I was playing a fair game of PUBG and he sounded upset, so I encouraged him and in response he added me as a friend. Over time the invitations to private lobbies grew until eventually I was also bombarded with voice chat requests from him. One day I answered it and I was met with a sob and a cry. In-between breaths he opened up to me about his personal problems, apparently being bullied every day at school and tormented by his older sisters at home. Taken back, I exchanged some words of comfort to him. But then it changed once again. He said he was unsure about his sexuality, telling me of how sometimes he was aroused by the bullies at school when they touched him. Eventually he wondered what it would be like to take it in the ass, so I contacted one of his sisters and asked if he could use her dildo. Last I heard of him, he had stuck it so far up his ass he ♥♥♥♥ all over the family cat and killed it-he was trying to make it lick his balls at the same time