Recent reviews by Vorticimo

Good game
Creates a tear in reality on who's your friend.
If you get upset just wait till you get warden and kill the dude, its very funny

takes too long to progress, no offline progress until ascending which is bullcrap. Not leaving my computer on for 18 hours straight for dogsh*t progress anyways. Not even worth $5, just play the free game on your phone

My guy hated his life and just wanted to play video games all day...
Seems pretty realistic to me!

Was walking through the woods back to ship with all my loot, and a giant tree monster grabbed me and fondled my balls

This game is fun, only downside is the co-op story is maybe 5 hours long. Bought it for like $4 so cant really complain. Me and my friend suck ♥♥♥♥ so it ended up being like 9 1/2 hours but still. Great Game. You get to shoot Nazis and laugh at your friend when he steps on a landmine. Also the stealth is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I whistle for like 40 f*cking seconds and this dude just keeps going "HUH, I HEARED A NOISE. NVM I AM RETARDED" like bro what the f*ck, come to my character so I can knife your ass PLEASE! pretty much just ended up going loud about 5 minutes into every mission

BEAT THE ♥♥♥♥ OUT OF YOUR FRIENDS SIMULATOR. pretty fun game, gatling rifle op as f*ck though.

Basically collect junk simulator with a side of murder everyone who gets in your way. Amazing game, and it allowed me to have Mobster Settlers 10/10

Number go up, happy go up too

Very addicting, played for like 70 hours in one week and then crashed and never played it again. Fun gameplay though. Might pick it up again someday

Fuels my idle addiction, thank you