If at first you don’t succeed, …then skydiving is probably NOT for you.

Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?

Whoever said that nothing was impossible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.

129% of people exaggerate.

Being British is about driving a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then traveling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.