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55 of 127 (43%) Achievements Earned::

Personal Achievements
 

Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 2:35pm

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 3:19pm

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 2:26pm

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2015 @ 11:58am

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 9:08pm

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2015 @ 11:52am

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 3:19pm

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2015 @ 11:42am

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2020 @ 1:29am

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 7:52pm

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 9:42am

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2016 @ 7:27pm

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 2:43pm

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2015 @ 11:55am

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2015 @ 11:59am

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2016 @ 7:57pm

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 3:09pm

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 2:35pm

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 3:23pm

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 10:12am

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 2:38pm

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2015 @ 11:45am

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 4:56pm

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2015 @ 12:08pm

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2015 @ 12:09pm

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2015 @ 12:03pm

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2015 @ 12:09pm

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2015 @ 12:29pm

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2016 @ 2:07pm

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2016 @ 6:06pm

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2016 @ 3:24pm

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2016 @ 3:32pm

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2016 @ 3:56pm

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2017 @ 6:58pm

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2015 @ 2:04pm

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2017 @ 7:10pm

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2016 @ 3:53pm

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2016 @ 1:22pm

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2016 @ 5:15pm

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2017 @ 7:07pm

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2016 @ 4:27pm

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2016 @ 4:50pm

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2016 @ 3:28pm

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2016 @ 3:44pm

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2016 @ 5:35pm

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2016 @ 5:59pm

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2016 @ 4:43pm

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2016 @ 5:30pm

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2016 @ 1:24pm

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2016 @ 1:09pm

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2016 @ 1:24pm

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2016 @ 1:14pm

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2016 @ 9:12am

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2016 @ 8:26pm

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2016 @ 6:56pm



Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests

Don't Panic

srsly

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101

BFF

Lick a friend

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

I am Bread

Are you bread?

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.