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ㅤ* Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
ㅤ* God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
ㅤ* A fish staggers into a bar. "What can I get you?" asks the landlord. The fish croaks "Water..."
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