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Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra, which suddenly flips
over, pinning you underneath. At night the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, "Love is Hell"
♥ 🐳 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🏀 ♥ 💛 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🎍 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🌸
The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 A.M.
-- Charles Pierce
♥ 🍇 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 👃 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🔋