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Philip (I eat ass) Shagfield 19 Nov @ 11:57am 
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I was extremely frustrated. 3 random chipmunks broke into my house, and lived in my house. They spoke English, had annoying high pitched voices, and wouldn’t shut up about Christmas. I had intrusive thoughts throughout my head. But this time. This time, I went with them. I cracked eggs opened furiously, as I opened them up in lightning speed, making the batter. I fried up the deep fryer, as I went over to the Christmas tree, which Alvin and the other chipmunks set up their home. I forcefully put them into a plastic container, and closed the lid hard, as I walked again to the kitchen and to the deep fryer. I opened the container up, grabbing the blue one with glasses who I forgot the name of. I jammed him into the batter, making it hard for him to breath as the eggs went in and out of his mouth, before chucking him into the deep fryer. His screams were muffled as his lungs were filled with burning hot oil, and the other chipmunks could only watch in horror as his skin became crisp.
Philip (I eat ass) Shagfield 21 Oct @ 12:30pm 
Alvin from "Alvin and the Chipmunks" is not a chipmunk. This is proven by the name "Alvin and the Chipmunks", as you can see, Alvin is separated from the chipmunks, suggesting that Alvin is an entirely different species, making him an "imposter" amongst the others. Also, in "The Chipettes", Brittney has the strongest resemblance to Alvin, so why is it not called "Brittney and the Chipettes". So all that proves that Alvin is not a chipmunk. Not to mention that Alvin wears red, and I'm not sure about you, but that seems awfully sus to me. In the video game "Among us", the color red is was the birth of the obnoxious catchphrase, "red sus", being that the color red in the game is a stereotype that they are the imposter. While that might be unrelated, keep in mind that Alvin wears red too, and he is also the imposter amongst the other chipmunks. So this proves that Alvin is not a chipmunk, or anything like that. Alvin is just a sussy amogus imposter.
Philip (I eat ass) Shagfield 21 Oct @ 12:29pm 
My dad loved this song, we used to stay up all night listening to this and watching Alivin And The Chipmunks: Roadchip. Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip is a 2015 American live action computer animated family comedy film directed by Walt Becker and written by Randi Mayem Singer and Adam Sztykiel.[4][5] The fourth and final installment in the Alvin and the Chipmunks film series, and the sequel to 2011's Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked, it stars Jason Lee, Tony Hale, Kimberly Williams-Paisley, Josh Green, and Bella Thorne, with the voices of Justin Long, Matthew Gray Gubler, Jesse McCartney, Kaley Cuoco (replacing Amy Poehler), Anna Faris and Christina Applegate. We always laughed when funny chipmunk fart! He died of J. O. E about three to four minutes ago. I miss you every day dad!
Philip (I eat ass) Shagfield 21 Oct @ 12:28pm 
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6R0sE 18 Oct @ 2:07pm 
-rep, no stop talking when his dead