*NEW* SCUFFED EPIC BHOP SIMULATOR 2023 (POG CHAMP) is a very special and life changing game. The moment I booted into it and heard the soundtrack, I was blown away. Through my years I have heard many good, great, and even amazing soundtracks. But none of them can compare to the genius of this game. An example of this is in the lyrics "pee pee, poo poo." While these words might not seem like much, I soon began to contemplate them and their deeper meaning, and without realizing it, I had found the cure to cancer. But enough about the soundtrack, we need to talk graphics. 2020 has been an amazing year for gaming, and especially on the graphical quality scene. With games like Cyberpunk 2077 pushing limits and bringing hardware to its knees to deliver beautiful scenes, it can still not compare to graphics which I fail to distinguish from reality that are found in *NEW* SCUFFED EPIC BHOP SIMULATOR 2023 (POG CHAMP). The insane amount of detail put into the character model and the knife will always push my mind to even scrape into how it might have been coded. After the soundtrack and graphics, we need to get to gameplay. This is some of the smoothest gameplay that I have ever seen. The movements are fluid and responsive, and make me feel like a professional esports gamer with the knowledge of bhopping. Another thing about this game that was completely groundbreaking was its real life effects on me. Before playing, I was an ugly, skinny, weak, short, pimpled, and sick man, with absolutely no money in my bank account. After each level that I completed in this game, some major change seemed to happen in my life. After finishing the tutorial, I found that all of my pimples had cleared up. After going through the buildings scenario, I found that I had grown to six feet, and four inches tall and developed eight pack abs. After I completed the spaceship level, I found that five billion dollars had been transferred to my bank account. But these were only the beginning. After finding *REDACTED* in the game, I had become omniscient. All of the knowledge in the universe and the cosmos, all became mine because of this amazing game called *NEW* SCUFFED EPIC BHOP SIMULATOR 2023 (POG CHAMP). I would recommend this game to anyone and everyone, so that we may all pog together.