I need to tell you a little about how elonwy's conclusions are more often out of sync with democratic values than aligned with them. And so I shall. Before anyone jumps on on me with claws outstretched, allow me to explain that I cannot promise not to be angry at elonwy. I do promise, however, to try to keep my anger under control, to keep it from leading me—as it leads elonwy—to flout all of society's rules. One of elonwy's most loyal goombahs is known to have remarked, “'Metanarratives' are the root of tyranny, lawlessness, overpopulation, racial hatred, world hunger, disease, and rank stupidity.”

The significance of that quote is that elonwy has been making a ham-handed effort to show that national-security interests can and should be sidestepped whenever her personal interests are at stake. I'm guessing that most people are starting to realize that such claims are a distortion of the truth and that we desperately need to combat these lies by doling out acerbic criticism of elonwy and her phalanx of uncontrollable, unimaginative eulogists. For those of you who agree with what you've read in this letter, we have a difficult but important task in front of us. We must recall the ideals of compassion, nonviolence, community, and cooperation.

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