👹 [Secret Drug Facts] 🥗
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Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime.
-- Jimmy Cannon
I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
-- Fred Allen

[Also attributed to S. Clay Wilson. Ed.]
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