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2 people found this review helpful
2.3 hrs on record
This is literally the worst game ever
Posted 25 July, 2022.
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12.7 hrs on record (8.2 hrs at review time)
In the backyard
You see a white stain
Nevertheless, looking unreal
Like a tiny passage to emptiness

Thinking of touching the thing
You kneel over it
Interest exceeding carefulness
You'll be soon in pieces in nothingness...

The parts of the fingers you put in the hole
Are now taken to another dimension
It's enlarging itself with the power you gave
Now a metre wide, you'll be dead in a while

Ruthless...

Now you have no feet
The thing has become ten metres wide
You can hear its masticating
And the silent, ironic laughter

Another victim suffering
You pray to god
Your screaming won't stop until your mouth has been
Teleported thoroughly
Posted 22 December, 2020.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
14.8 hrs on record (10.6 hrs at review time)
among us
Posted 16 December, 2020.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
25.9 hrs on record
the death of cool video games
Posted 16 December, 2020. Last edited 20 February, 2021.
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1 person found this review funny
17.5 hrs on record
fun game i really enjoy hitting a big dinosaur 13.5 million times before he dies and then taking his bones to make sweet armor and then hit another dinosaur 16 million times before he dies and then collect rocks and then throw them and then hit him for another 2 thousand times and then you start hitting a big dinosaur 13.5 million times before he dies and then taking his bones to make sweet armor and then hit another dinosaur 16 million times before he dies and then collect rocks and then throw them and then hit him for another 2 thousand times and
Posted 5 April, 2020. Last edited 5 April, 2020.
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3 people found this review helpful
55.9 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
really fun if you are a baby
Posted 5 April, 2020.
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11 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
5.6 hrs on record
dont get baited into buying this, unless you like unsatisfying and meandering games made for the average seattle gourmet coffee consumer
Posted 28 June, 2019.
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16 people found this review helpful
15 people found this review funny
32.5 hrs on record (12.5 hrs at review time)
quack
Posted 9 November, 2018.
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