Recent reviews by Inspire049

Great indie game, was really suprised by the high quality. The game takes a couple of solid hours to beat and theres only 9 levels but was worth every minute (is that even a thing lmao). The game is a cross platformer and FPS kinda game where you jump over obstacle courses while shotting the ♥♥♥♥ out of aliens made of.. uh blocks?? This little game has a unique concept and is really worth playing imo. I especially love the slow motion effect after you clear a wave or defeat a boss that gives you that extra sence of victory! Amazing soundtrack especially if your into dubstep like music. Graphics really do look top notch too! The best thing is tho that it was all made by one guy (the soundtrack, models, EVERYTHIGN!!). After i beat the game (the last level was very well thought out) i was greeted with the creds screen, some dudes name and then "Thank you for playing" im like wtf the guy did it all by himself?? So yeah congrats to you sir for making such a cool game.

9.5/10



EDIT: I honestly dont see what the hassle is about, loads of people find the game awful and not even explain why??? I honestly find it a really fun game!! Some "blocky graphics" well its an art style like pixel art and many others, i wouldnt hate a pixel art game coz it looks like it was made in the 90s just for the reason of it being pixely?? Why do poeple expect all games to be life like realistic when its fine to have some surreal art styles too, like take minecraft for example. Look at the review section and the negative ones have a couple ones hovewever the in depth reviews usually have a positive rating, so the game cant be all that bad, i know it aint perfect but its far from awful!

A downside that a must admit is true is the lack of a pause feature. Pressing ESC does nothing to pause the game except bring a small menu up, also i would like to see the addition of mouse scvroll wheel weapon switching.

Fun fun game, kina have a nostalgic feeling to it with the 4:3 aspect ratio and all, reminds me of my early childhood days playing basic but fun computer games, its a typical "coffee shop" sty;e game that can be challemgimg at times but with the right tactics you should get through it with no sweat, so far no complaints apart from lack of grafical options, i like the retro feeling and i think its polished, for an indie game. Surprisingly it doesnt get tedious, he music does glitch at times tho
Not to mention the candy crash minigame is absolute crap!
Pretty generic so not worth much money imo, thanks Orlygift :)
7,5/10

♥♥♥♥♥ BROWKEN!!! CANT DO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IN THE GAME AS MY CAMERA JUST KEEPS CONTINUALLY SPINNING!! I think the best thing in the game is that when u type ssomething in the chat it reads it out, i got a little creative with that ^^
It reads all profanity too, so i just spent my play time cussing the game for how ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ it is!
1/10 (just coz of the chat easter egg, otherwise would be 0)

Great fun game! A defence 2d shooter, where you play as a jewish farmer defending your farm from zombified cows that run madly at you to eat up your soul, coming from some unknown source. Having quite a bit of fun so far, pretty hard tho, i reccomend using a controller for the sidescrolling levels and a mouse for the infinite ammo roof shooting levels for best confort. The level progression is really good, it does really get harder as you go along, but mot so much, the final boss is quite tough, and guess who you fight? A jews worst enemy: Nazi UFO! It was the nazi's new plan to exterminate you, using cows instead of camps, ♥♥♥♥♥ brilliant! I really enjoyed playing this game, the upgrades are intuitive however if u wanna get 100% you will have to refrain from upgrading substancailly increasing the games difficulty!

Edit: I managed to beat the final boss: Nazi UFO, the first part needs to be carefully planned out then u rely on reflex and improvisation! Overall around 6 or so hours of gameplay...

About people saying it feels like a cheap flash game, well maybe, but what the game is in doesnt affect the game itself much, there are other factors, hovever unlike a browser flash game, as i mentioned before, there is gamepad support which makes the games so much better for waves levels, as reloading on the keybard is a pain in the ass, but also hi res full screen support, which no flash games have, maybe unity but not cheap flash, flash is almost obselete btw, i do however feel like 9 quid is wayy too much for this game, max 3 quid i would say, for me it has a kind of retro 2d style of graphics like in games like golden axe, except HD textures, the farmer looks hillarious BTW, really used all the jewish steroetypes like a ♥♥♥♥♥ massive nose!

The game may not be impressive from a technical standpoint, but it sure is fun to play, which is what counts for me, and more importantly, it runs on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ PC!! 60 ♥♥♥♥♥ FPS aswell, great for weak computers, proving that old computers still get ocasional fun games for them, you basically have the retro games older than 2005 (10 years old) and the un-demanding moders ones, not sure when this game came out, but im assuming newer than 2010.

Do i reccomend buying this game at full price? Definitely no! Look for steam offers and givaway sites if u want to play this game, probably loads of poeple have steam keys for this game from past givaways, so look to buy or trade it off them for dirt cheap.


8/10

Short sweet fun little game, 2D JRPG, really interesting plot line. Could've been expanded a little more but whatever, still reccommend it, especially when its on offer!
8/10

Pffft... was having a lot of fun earlier painting and customizing my bot, but the battles are just tediuos and boring, from the looks of it its what you ever do in the game....
Got bored after just non stop shooting the same bots repawning with no mission objectives whatsoever....
5/10

Meh, a cheap and unprogressive megaman clone, hard as ♥♥♥♥! And lags.... even for its very basic grafics like wtf. If you wanna play a megaman like game just download MegaMan Unlmited for free, dont waste time on this ♥♥♥♥. The soundtrack is awful too! Not to mention the controls are not explained or even specified at all! You have to ♥♥♥♥♥ spam the keyboard to fint the shoot button... but before that you waste time trying to get past the impossible,
1/10 Just no!

Meh, was really impressed by the intro cutscene but then the game never actually uses the amazing grafics. I played through the tutorial, the game didnt have a single cutscene just really boring dialog.... unless im missing something. The gameplay looks quite interesting but for a moders game i would ecpect a little more animations to make the game look prettier. Then again the dialog bored me to death, the first couple lines were interesting but it just goes downhill from there, not to mention voice acting is absent except "here are your orders" like wtf. Would definitely not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pay 50 quid for this!! Looks like it was made 10 years ago. Like they pulled a scrapt project out of the trash and wanted money for it. Just dissapointing, would like some animations and cutscenes like in the intro, and voice acting, maybe a little of 3rd person mode rather than just birds eye view. Not really gonna waste much more time playing through this game during free weekend. Please let me know if it gets more interesting but sadly i dont think so...
3/10 Waste of time and for the player and the developer to even make this ♥♥♥♥, had potential tho :'(

Piece of ♥♥♥♥, keeps crashing when i try to start a race!!
PLZ FIX!!!!

Fajna mała gra, ale dosc szybko sie nudzi, a nikogo nie biło online!
6/10
Dzieki Orlygift!!