A Jalapeno Blowjob is when you get a blowjob after your girlfriend or boyfriend (I mean, let's be real here) has eaten a Jalapeno; or any other spicy pepper.

You think you can handle the pain? You can't. The only solution is to dip your junk in a cup of milk and let the milk do it's thing.

DO NOT TAKE A SHOWER. IT WILL DO NOTHING.

This is a #TrueStory.