And we, not the Jenners or Kardashians will rule Skyrizz! Forever! Zesty power bottom Talos. We your unworthy submissives, give praise, for only through your based and wholesome grind may we live to see GTA 6. And deserve our glazing you do, for you secured the Vic-roy. Ermmm. You Jelqed and the 8 became 9. You walked among us, Great Chungus. Not as an alpha but as gang.
Trust in me chat. Trust in the words of your discord mod, for I took the walk to Skyrizz. I alone been bussin for the 9th to spread his holy UHHHH!
3/3

Talos is truly goated with the sauce. Ascended from the fleshlights to rule the realm the ocky way. The very idea is inconceivable to our light skin overlords sharing the mew streak with us. With Fam? BRUH! They can barely tolerate a quirked up white boy. Today they take away your battle pass, but what of the next chapter? What then? Do the ops take your skins? Your emotes? Your back bling? Your very aura?
And what do the mouth breathers do? They cap, nay, worse than cap. The imperial munt machine glazes Epic Games against all my fellas. For real for real.
So rise up. Rise up children of Gen Alpha. Rise up my Storm-goats. Yap the word of unc Talos, He who is both sturdy and slay. For we are the children of Mr Beast, and we shall inherit both his sub count and clout.
2/3

Talos the sigma, Talos the gigachad, Talos the rizzler. To you we UWU!
We are but subway surfers writhing in the filth of Ohio, while you have ascended from the Goon Cave, and now gwiddy among the stars. But you were once Skibidi, aye, and as beta you said: let me show you the looksmaxxing of baby Gronk, born in the chat where F's were always given. I jelq now in royalty and reshape this glizzy, which is mine. I do this for you, Livvy Dunne, for I love you! Aye, love. Love! Even as man, Kai Cenat cherished us, for he saw the grindset amoongus in each of us: The goofy of Skyrim. The ahhhh of Tamriel. And there it is plebs. The red pilled truth: We are the nut of November.
1/3

-rep very noob survivor, even more noob killer. Cant play

Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin, naal ok zin los vahriin,
Wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal!
Ahrk fin norok paal graan fod nust hon zindro zaan,
Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal!
Huzrah nu, kul do od, wah aan bok lingrah vod,
Ahrk fin tey, boziik fun, do fin gein!
Wo lostfron wah ney dov, ahrk fin reyliik do jul,
Voth aan suleyk wah ronit faal krein!
Ahrk fin zul, rok drey kod, nau tol morokei frod,
Rul lot Taazokaan motaad voth kein!
Sahrot Thu'um, med aan tuz, vey zeim hokoron pah,
Ol fin Dovakiin komeyt ok rein!
Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin, naal ok zin los vahriin,
Wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal!
Ahrk fin norok paal graan fod nust hon zindro zaan,
Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal!

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