I would drag my ball sac over 6.32 miles of salt-covered broken glass, syringes used by heroin addicts, and worm-infested dog feces and battle a hungry lion that once ate a gazelle that was fed by a tourist who shook hands with a guy that sniffed a chair she sat on 3 years ago just to see you smile. Post this to 10 of your friends and you will find true love in 48 hours!!!!!!