"Yo, have ya heard about Darth Plagueis the Wise? 🧻💬 This dude was the real MVP of the dark side. 🌑🔥 He was so slick with the Force he could literally keep peeps from dying. 🧼✨💀 Like, man had the ultimate rizz—no cap. 😎💧

Plagueis: "Yeah, buddy, I got that save-yo-life rizz, flexin' on death itself!" 💪🛁🖤

But hold up—his apprentice was like: "Time to take the throne, king 👑!" 🚽✨

While Plagueis was catching z's 💤, his apprentice was plotting some sus moves. 😬🔪 The apprentice was all: "Skibidi toilet rizz 🧻, I'm about to flush you out!" 🚽💦

RIP to Plagueis, caught slippin' in his own game. 😵💀🚽

🎶 Skibidi dop dop dop yes yes yes 🎶

Lesson learned: Always watch your back, even when you’re drippin’ in rizz. 💧😜

#SkibidiRizz #DarthPlagueis #ToiletTakeover #SithLife #DarkSideDrama #FYP

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this guy is really cool he leaves nice photos under everyones profile

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic, he could save others from death, but not himself.