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ㅤ* Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor’s office is full of portraits by Picasso.
ㅤ* Silence doesn’t mean your sexual performance left her speechless.
ㅤ* Friends are like condoms: They protect you when things get hard.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss!