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ㅤ* I was in the supermarket and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I said, "Are you two an item?"
ㅤ* You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him.
ㅤ* Whizzing round a sharp bend on a country road a motorist ran over a large dog. A distraught farmer's wife ran over to the dead animal.
"I'm so very sorry", said the driver, "I'll replace him, of course."
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