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🐠 * 📗 * 🐝 * 👔 * 👳 * ⛳ * 🌸 * 🎽 * 🌏 * 🏀 * 📀 * 🥒 * 💗 * 🚘 * 😺 * 🚙
ㅤ* A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
ㅤ* So I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?" I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
ㅤ* I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss!