peetsa 6 Sep, 2015 @ 8:47pm
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we need a kappa emoticon for steam. copy and paste to every page on steam to protest for our kappa emoticon.

Signed by Ethreal

3 Ways to Cure Your Homosexuality

1. Be Honest About Your Sin
Admit that you have homosexual tendencies, but don’t say anything else about it. Anything "graphic or overly detailed" is just giving attention to Satan.

2. Stop Calling Your Homosexuality an "Alternative Lifestyle": It's "Wicked," "Evil," and a "Sin":
These are the only things you should ever call it from now on, preferably in hushed tones. Even better, feel free to refer to your homosexuality with water-based metaphors: It's a "broken cistern" that will never satisfy your thirst. It’s also "like drinking out of a sewer and expecting to take in cool, clear spring water." Is that what you what?

3. Change For the Right Reasons
After all, homosexuality is nothing but "lust, porn, and sexual immorality," sins that are applicable only to gay people and never to straight ones. Change only because we (a group of random people) are telling you that that's the only way for you to "become normal, and acceptable to God.

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-rep x1000

NigL