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Viele Grüße
Mr. Albert
Dear Horst Seehofer,
I am a member of the NPD party. I have always found your party's politics somewhat amazing and your individual views rather sexy. I believe in the values of The Aryan Race and aesthetics.
Your Beer is perfect and your Pride, hot.
Recently, I have come to feel moist about Your beautiful Smile. I am affected by this daily because I love You.
During your time as a politician, you have spoken out against Immigration and argued in favour of good old German Values. I hope you will rise to the challenge and put an end to France.
I am writing you to ask that you start a Blitzkrieg and also, hopefully make more beer. Don't let your greasy relationship with Angela Merkel stand in the way of progress.
I appreciate your help and ask that you please send me a response letting me know where you stand on this issue and if you are able to help with my request.
Thank you for taking time to read my letter, oh perfect one.
Captain D