Recent reviews by Froag

Just emulate it or something, playing with a PC is so frustrating. Tried to beat the tutorial now 5 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ times but constantly crashed the game or softlocked myself on the second guy.

You have to do the fire emblem thing or lose minutes of time getting all the way back from the beginning

I know it is not a crazy thing to ask for, but not something i want to do every time i lose. I know the game is
hard.

I'll give the situation some depth, after beating the first boss and not really grasping (ik patially my fault) the mechanics of 'ants' I decided to not pick that card and went with others, so i went into a lake after the Prospector absolutely swarming with ants and this was probably my second run, I understand now that if i had an ant card the situation would be a lot different but I got RNG'd to death and making one decisive action, it seems like some others have similar issues getting RNG'd... eight bears?

Trying to get ahead in the beginning of the game much like our real corporate society requires A. a lot of work and grinding (Pfft a waste of time) or B. having that little bit of investor insight to know how to magically conjure as much money as you want only at the expense of time and mindfulness. If you wish to find it yourself you may but selling organs and killing people for your manager just ain't gonna cut it if you want a house ever. To bring up a hypothetical "If you could tell your past self one word before they grew up what would it be?" those with a heart would say something like "love" or "patience" when the real answer was to say "bitcoin" in this game it is ZOOP. I was lucky to find ZOOP in the early days but it goes up and down like a trampoline and to keep with the comparison I have absolutely launched to space a couple times monetarily. I still do not know how I would have known this information playing normally without picking and combing the stocks alas, I am a coward and gained nothing but ventures fiscally in a corporate sandbox. This game is great though, has that good mix between actual progression and quick aswell as longer term dopamine hits with the stocks and organs while reminding me that life in these systems really resembles some kind of hell. Who wants pizza?

monkey make balloom go pop

Game good yee haw. Really makes you feel like a post office worker with a 9mm bullet in his cranium. When I found Benny I took his head off and stole his clothes just to make matters even. Guns are cool and old yeaa

I'm only about 3 levels in and it's already been one of the best stealth experiences i've had in gaming

would highly reccomend for people who like stealthy games