Red 40 devourer
Captain Kirk   Yamoussoukro, Cote D'ivoire (Ivory Coast)
 
 
Do not add me if you are involved in any way with the ATF, DEA, FBI, CIA, DHS, Secret Service, or any Foreign National Security Agency such as MI6 or KGB. :steamthumbsdown:
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Hours played
VOID OXY 13 Aug @ 8:04pm 
im gonna touch you vro:steamhappy:
Rees 23 Mar @ 2:56pm 
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
Jimmezbe 8 Jul, 2023 @ 3:50pm 
FED
Andretti 24 Sep, 2022 @ 3:56pm 
There is debate on what is the densest substance in the world. Some say it's hydrogen solids at 70.6g/cc, while others say it is Osmium, with a density of 22.61 g/cm3. (I can confirm that the densest thing in the world is my brother-in-law, Wayne.)
Gasmask Junkie 23 Jan, 2022 @ 6:10pm 
Yeah this guy likes to do paper work he should get back into the office and leave all the hard work to me
Rallentando 9 Aug, 2021 @ 10:38pm 
"Just shoot for the stars
If it feels right and aim for my heart
If you feel like
And take me away and make it okay
I swear I'll behave
You wanted control, so we waited
I put on a show, now I make it
You say I'm a kid
My ego is big
I don't give a ♥♥♥♥
And it goes like this
Take me by the tongue and I'll know you
Kiss me 'til you're drunk and I'll show you
You want the moves like Jagger
I've got the moves like Jagger
I've got the moves, like Jagger
I don't need to try to control you
Look into my eyes and I'll own you
With them moves like Jagger
I've got the moves like Jagger
I've got the moves, like Jagger
Baby, it's hard, and it feels like
You're broken and scarred, nothing feels right
But when you're with me
I'll make you believe
That I've got the key
Oh, so get in the car, we can ride it
Wherever you want, get inside it
And you want to steer
But I'm shifting gears
I'll take it from here (Oh, yeah, yeah)
And it goes like this (Uh)
Take me by the tongue and I'll know you (Uh)"