As a Sigma male, sometimes I release a silent fart, and blame it on the dog. My dog never knew what him him, and in an instant I had created the circumstances that turned his day upside down. I planned many steps ahead and struck with such impeccable precision, pushing just hard enough that the fart was released at just the right moment, narrowly avoiding ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ myself by the finest of margins. I am like a stealth bomber in the night, silently unleashing my payload onto my unsuspecting victims from the shadows, and when the dust settles, my canine opponent is left holding the bag of shame. (I don’t have a dog).

♥♥♥♥♥ in bio :tounge:

wat the boi

I'm over here stroking my peener, a whebn i mean my pener, heh, lets just my ♥♥♥♥

♥♥♥♥ my fart life...

This storefrontsanta fellow should have a very lovely christmas