Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.
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Expect a letter from a friend who will ask a favor of you.
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Where it is a duty to worship the sun it is pretty sure to be a crime to
examine the laws of heat.
-- Christopher Morley
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Fry: It's like a party in my mouth and everyone's throwing up.
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When it is not necessary to make a decision, it is necessary not to
make a decision.
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Bahdges? We don't need no stinkin' bahdges!
-- "The Treasure of Sierra Madre"
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* wolfie ponders how many debianites it takes to screw in a lightbulb
<Viiru> wolfie: Somewhere around 600? One screw's the bulb, and the rest
flame him for doing it wrong.
<part> wolfie: is the bulb free software?
<Tv> Can we vote on whether to screw it or not?
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