Lactomangulation, n.:
Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk carton so badly
that one has to resort to using the "illegal" side.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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... when fits of creativity run strong, more than one programmer or writer
has been known to abandon the desktop for the more spacious floor.
-- Fred Brooks
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Children aren't happy without something to ignore,
And that's what parents were created for.
-- Ogden Nash
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What this country needs is a good five cent nickel.
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"Hey, I'm startin' to get the hang of this game. The blerns are loaded. The
count's three blerns and two anti-blerns, and the
infield blern rule is in effect. Right?" -Fry
"Other than the word blern, that was complete gibberish." -Leela
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A general leading the State Department resembles a dragon commanding ducks.
-- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981
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