Hello my name is Kompaija, I like to eat cookies and stare at clouds all day with just the right amount of no ♥♥♥♥♥ given about the world. People are starving in Sandy Shores you say? Well too bad they dont hold any of these cookies that I bring to myself in n-neehd. YUM YUM YUM, ifm sjorrry I shvouldnft eat anfd wfrihte at the svjame tiajm, NOM NOM NOM. When Jesus was born he was the bastard child of God that the angels did not like so when he was a grown man they put the people against him and make them hang him on the cross so that God can see his bastard son die by the people he put on earth. God became angry and made everyone pay for killing his son. God put the angels in a prison made so that they can not escape and the people on earth became slaves to the demons that hid in Hell together with Lucifer. God has given up on humanity and all his beloved angels and is now up there alone sleeping forever until the worthy one comes and wakes him up.........