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Recent reviews by JustKen69

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5 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
77.8 hrs on record (15.3 hrs at review time)
24/10 Best Jack Bauer Simulator Ever!
Posted 1 July, 2016.
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24 people found this review helpful
30 people found this review funny
35.1 hrs on record (20.7 hrs at review time)
Never thought a DeathClaw could be dead in one-hit, until my companion blew one's head off with a PowerFist. Now, I'm a believer!
Posted 28 May, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
12.0 hrs on record (9.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game is something that not even Bear Gyrlls could survive!
Posted 15 May, 2016.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
2 people found this review funny
76.2 hrs on record (29.6 hrs at review time)
10/10 Would decapitate a ghost again!
Posted 18 January, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
3.3 hrs on record
When people think clowns aren't funny or silly, they resort to robbing banks. As if people didn't think they were creepy and scary enough!
Posted 28 November, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
15.3 hrs on record (8.0 hrs at review time)
Russian Tour Simulator
Posted 28 November, 2015.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
5 people found this review funny
7.2 hrs on record (6.3 hrs at review time)
As a Goat, I was abducted by aliens, became Goat Queen, sacrificed 5 people to Goat Satan, fought the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, rode a bike, partied with deadmau5, and blew up a gas station Michael Bay style. All a real goat does is eat tin cans, goes BAAAAAAA, and sits and does nothing. Which would you prefer? P.S.: compare the two like cable and DirectTV
Posted 28 November, 2015.
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5 people found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
18.2 hrs on record (1.9 hrs at review time)
This game describes your basic Monday: Wake up, go get your paycheck, murder a bunch of protesters who don't like what you do for a living, pee in a cops face till they puke(R. Kelly style!), go to cash that paycheck, murder some cops who think your robbing the joint, go buy some milk, ask people kindly if they would sign my petition, agressively yell at them to sign it when they refuse to the first time, kill them when they don't sign it, then go to the library to return an overdue book. Ah, Monday, when did you become so fun. Oh, and you still have the rest of the week for fun as well.
Posted 28 November, 2015.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
3 people found this review funny
195.3 hrs on record (60.3 hrs at review time)
I shall sum up this game by taking my own twist on Roddy Piper's ever-famous one-liner from "They Live": I can here to shoot psychos in the face and pet some puppies, and the psychos just killed them puppies! This is one of those games that will be played for years to come!
Posted 27 November, 2015. Last edited 23 November, 2016.
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54 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
0.7 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
Deeply emotional game. Made me wish I was talking to a real person. Still sad that it only has 5 chapters and ends on a sad note. Would play again if it had more story content, but all in all, really good game.
Posted 26 November, 2015.
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