Recent reviews by Mister Sludgy

I played the first one quite a bit. This one is different, but in a good way. Even better with friends. The ones complaining about the game need to go touch some grass this isn't an E-sports game. It's addictive as crack and like crack its better enjoyed with mates. So go find some friends or get on grinder to find a friend who can swap game time for some favors. Its not hard. Just start making friends. I made my first friend in in my 40th year of life and he was an absolute ball sack of a human being but he has never asked me for any favors. I have a bladder infection and it feels like I'm peeing out glass covered in barbed wire. Stop reading this and go make friends to play this game for you. The ones that paid for the game and now its free?? You guys upset? Sounds like a skill issue to me.

Hello FromSoftware Incorporated. Why did you lie to us about the multiplayer you bastards. Who the hell wants to finish a dungeon again if you've cleared it. . . Why can't it be a permanent open world, why put ganja smoke on your doors so my christian friends can't go inside? Why do I have to craft flowers and ♥♥♥♥ to make my friends come to me just for us all get butchered by a man with daddy issues on a horse right at the beginning of the game bro??? Why can't just steam invite? Why does my 2070 super feel like its giving birth to Vladimir Putin's Satan baby. Why is the port so bad. I bought this game, I paid extra because steam region locked me because I thought I could play with friends. Back to Lost ark again, where I wait for my friends to level while running into a wall for 3 hours, atleast I can visit them without collecting flowers.

I'll fix this review when you fix this DAMN GAME!

The horse is ok with the jumpy jump tho, gg.

BIG EDIT:

I take back everything I said, HELL I don't even care about the multiplayer. . . I understand now, it all fianlly makes sense. This game is digital crack and just like crack, I like to do it alone most of the time. I'M SORRY FROMSOFTWARE PLEASE FORGIVE ME! I WAS YOUNG AND FOOLISH WHEN I POSTED THAT.

GG, best game since Skyrim, ♥♥♥♥ New World and ♥♥♥♥ Jeff Beez<3

I was really looking forward to this steaming pile of cash grabbing poes but, like every other 'new release' these days, it was unfinished and more boring than doing office hours when all of your work for the day it done. Visually it actually looks really good but you can't sugar coat a dead dog and call it a cat. 90% of this game is just running around (with no mount). "OH, BUT MR. SLUDGY YOU BEING SO HARSH, THEY HAVE A TP SYSTEM THAT YOU CAN USE REGULARLY IF YOU BUY HOUSES ASJFHAKLJSBFLJASNFLNASLF". ..... stfu.... pls STFU. If I wanted this game to be anymore of a grind I'll just do some more office hours, at least that makes me money. I didn't get to the end game content but from what I've seen, its like eating your own poo for a month and then when you finally make it past all of that poo and you think you out of that hell, somebody else poos in your mouth for another month. I can't EVER say I can suggest this cancer ward of garbage but hey one mans poop is another mans cat I guess so do what you will with that.

This is the worst game i've ever played
10/10 wants to see Jeff Bez crash in his peen shaped rocket because of how i'll never get those 85.2 hrs back.

This is a Pep stores version of Call Of Duty. Looks like ♥♥♥♥ and you feel embarrassed when somebody sees you with it but it is still comfy and functional. Also ♥♥♥♥ Activision and ♥♥♥♥ Woolworths.

"Squid game for children or people who like to unwind after shooting up some black tar heroin"

I can't remember the last time I put my fist in my wall before this colorful puke covered unicorn of game. It's brought me laughter, tears and thoughts suicide. They have also introduced duos and trios so that you and all of your little/junkie friends can enjoy this migraine induced, bright jelly fest cooperatively. Make no mistake, it's not E sports material, just an hour or two of fun with friends depending on how young you are (I'm 47) or how high you are. It's also about the same price for some laced weed so you could definitely afford this game regardless of your financial situation.

Graphics: 2.5/5
Gameplay: 3.5/5
Soundtrack: 3/5
Whatever I snorted before I started this review 10/5

I have had more fun in the 5 hours I've owned this game than I had with all my time in Minecraft, Rust and Conan collectively. For an early access title, this is amazing and I have 0 trust with these kinds of games. There is so much do craft, fight and explore. Also, it can run on my fridge.

Worth Every penny.

A complete abortion of a game. Haven't even played for an hour and I already glitched through the map twice, Got attacked by a level 40 tiger on spawn, I'm running the game on medium with a Geforce 2070 super and it sill runs like aids.

-10/10
Disgusting experience.

Guys what the ♥♥♥♥....

Great gameplay/♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ greedy devs.


GIVE ME BACK MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ VIP POINTS YOU BASTARDS! YOU CAN'T JUST GO ROUND TAKING PEOPLES ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HARD EARN COIN AND BRING IN A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ "BATTLE PASS TIER SYSTEM" TO TRY AND SUGAR COAT BLATANT THEFT.....

You will never have my IRL coins, I'll save crystals to buy a skin or two but hey, you ♥♥♥♥♥ would have probably introduced a new currency by the time that I finally saved enough.

10/10 Triggered.

Please make an online multiplayer for this. I have no real friends.