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Hey, I heard you were trying for the 5th pos support for out archon team. Just wanted to let you know you got the role, we couldn't really find anyone else in that skill level that wanted to join our team. Anyway, I know I told you a little about the team earlier, but just so you know the player you'll normally be laning with is a little bit of a baby, and tends to call people ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ when leaving their lane to pull lol. So hopefully you'll be the new life of this team. last tournament we kinda placed low (last, but that was just unlucky), and the previous support player was just bad because he didn't buy wards as soon as they spawned in the shop (what a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot), I'm sure you'll understand :). Anyway I'll see you at our bi-monthly single scrim match against some divine team that failed to make TI (couldn't find anyone else to play with us because we tend to pause mid teamfight lol).

My chuwawa usually sleeps in the garage so I let him in there a few minutes ago forgetting that i had placed a few mouse traps in there. The dog is still relatively young and has testicles the size of tennis balls. I mean they are bigger than his head. Apparently he was dragging those monsters too close to a trap and it snapped right on his nuts. He's really angry right now and won't let me get close enough to help. He already bit me really hard and I'm bleeding pretty bad. I tried shooting him with a horse tranquilizer dart but I missed and it blew out one of my car's tires, so I can't drive to the vet or anything. My plan right now is to have my 4 yr. old approach it from the front to distract the dog while I sneek up behind him and club him with a tire iron. Anyone have a better idea?