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It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2014 @ 3:11pm

Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2014 @ 6:06am

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2014 @ 5:58am

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2014 @ 7:35am

Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2014 @ 7:12am

One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2014 @ 7:29am

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2014 @ 2:40am

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2014 @ 6:08am

Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2014 @ 12:22pm

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2014 @ 7:47am

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2014 @ 6:57am

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2014 @ 7:04am

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2014 @ 2:36am

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2014 @ 6:39am

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2014 @ 6:23am

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2014 @ 7:35am

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2014 @ 7:47am

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2014 @ 7:42am

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2014 @ 3:22pm

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2014 @ 4:15pm

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2014 @ 4:17pm

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2014 @ 4:21pm

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2014 @ 3:13pm

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2014 @ 10:22am

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2014 @ 9:40am

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2014 @ 10:22am

Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2014 @ 7:35am

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2014 @ 7:35am

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2014 @ 7:55am

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2014 @ 3:19pm

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2014 @ 2:48am

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2014 @ 8:38am

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A rating on a procedure.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2014 @ 7:43am

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A rating on all procedures.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2014 @ 2:08am

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2014 @ 3:08pm

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2014 @ 3:02pm

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2014 @ 2:47pm

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2014 @ 2:31pm

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2014 @ 3:12am

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2014 @ 4:35am

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2014 @ 2:49pm

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2014 @ 10:43am

Go For The Optics!

Perform
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2014 @ 12:17pm

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2014 @ 7:47am

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2014 @ 7:56am

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2014 @ 12:21pm

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2014 @ 2:27am

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2014 @ 6:33am

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2014 @ 3:16pm

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2014 @ 6:44am

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2014 @ 3:36pm

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2014 @ 3:49pm

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2014 @ 3:39pm

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2014 @ 3:39pm

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2014 @ 4:51am

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2014 @ 2:40am

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2014 @ 4:53am

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2014 @ 11:09am

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2014 @ 8:38am

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2014 @ 9:29am

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2014 @ 10:09am

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2014 @ 8:52am

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2014 @ 9:17am

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2014 @ 9:17am

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2014 @ 8:58am

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2014 @ 7:58am

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2014 @ 8:02am

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2014 @ 9:13am

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2014 @ 3:32pm

Screw The Prime Directive

Reveal your next patient.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2014 @ 9:15am

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2014 @ 9:36am

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2014 @ 6:33am

Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2014 @ 2:39am

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2014 @ 2:59am

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2014 @ 6:23am

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2014 @ 7:03am

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2014 @ 2:26am

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2014 @ 6:43am

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2014 @ 5:53am

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2014 @ 5:59am

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2014 @ 2:39am

Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2016 @ 4:54pm

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2016 @ 4:57pm



Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.

Trumsplant

Tower Steak Vodka in main cavity.

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.

A is Trumperific

Get A rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.